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A monkey and chimpanzee were seated next to each other during a service in church.
The Pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God.
Monkey looks at the Chimpanzee for a moment,
then laughs out loudly and tells the Pastor...eeish; tell him yourself,
I don't want to lie in church.

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Three salesmen decided to share a $30 hotel room for one night and split the
cost evenly between them.
After they checked in, the hotel manager noticed that they should have been
charged only $25 for the room. So, he gave the porter five one-dollar
bills and said to return the money to the three men.
As the porter was walking to the salesmen's room, he wondered how he was
going to split the fiv